I was having breakfast on a typical Sunday morning when I heard the smoke alarm ringing. “ARGH” I yelled “That must be my toast” and sure enough it was. My toast was burnt but still I took a massive bite. It tasted fine but it was far too hot. I burnt my tongue badly. So badly that it fell off. You’ll never believe what happened next, it sprouted limbs and speed off. I bolted after it and tried to say “Come back here you terrible tongue!” but all that come out was “bfjhdsjkhsdajfgblurplegdg”. In the end, I caught my tongue.